luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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barackobotm:

the american school system 

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wailordead:

thank god i’m safe

wailordead:

thank god i’m safe

fiestyhysteria:

randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

fiestyhysteria:

randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

nayx:

date a boy who wears shoes that light up

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

lubricates:

since when did this

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become hotter than this

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bodysrock:

friends who have hot older brothers

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bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

shouldnt:

when your mom catches you on your phone but you are supposed to be asleep

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lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”