loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
tastefullyoffensive:

[specialbrowny]

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

finnharris:

Snapchat is seriously so important. 

redhead4eyes:

tappedout:

sizvideos:

Video

I am fucking awesome, thank you

As a proud card carrying member of the Big Tittie Committee I can verify that these are all true.

percy: you wanna go??
ares: im a god you absolute walnut
percy: i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail