pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?
Anonymous

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this